the.monkey.manifesto. has achieved great things in the past, and we lemurs have banded together to join this great nation. Perhaps we shall forget to post this place, as many a project we fail to complete, but rest assured, the Lemur Estados Nationales will support those damned dirty apes everywhere they might go. ....And now, to introduce the leader of dieses Lemurkorpegruppe, who does not have an avatar, nor does believe in 75 x 75 pixel idols to the great CPU, The Damnjap... howdy folks, i lost my kite last night in the high winds outside our restaurant parking lot. we named the kite "Jolly Rohdesian", and had roughy 7 minutes of pure kite joy. And then the string broke. Jolly Rohdesian disappeared into the night, and rightly so, as most things must be free, and that includes my $2.19 kite purchased just for freedom. Time of Escape: 1:34 A.M. However, the Jolly R has been recently sighted at lunch by waitstaff today. We are expectant of more news.