Sorry Monkeyteers, the more important -- dare I say "Crucial" -- post is that there are eight, count 'em eight, that's right, eight brand-fucking-new designs to tickle your funny bone and offend your sensibilities over at the Monk E Mart. Check 'em out, collect 'em all. Or at least let me know what you think about them. Are they too far gone? Are they not far enough? Blasé? Kitsch? Sassy? Whatever? Well Monkeyteers, I am off to make-out with my pillow and pretend that it's Lorie, and then I'm gonna take a nap.