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    Michel D   the monkey missive: eradication -- three

    16.7.03 -  10:53

     
    Has anyone else seen this billboard?

    Dog Fucker!

    This disturbs me...
    Why does this disturb me you may ask. Because the only thing that mentally registers, other than the photos which are processed faster than text anyway, is the Shock Copy.

    Animals need Safe Sex, too!

    Okay, so you're driving down the street, and you spot this billboard. The important information on the billboard that explains the Shock Copy is too small. Poor Design, poor typography. I know where this billboard is, it doesn't suddenly appear out of nowhere. However, despite the fact that I know where it is, I still can't read the important information on it before I've passed it.

    What does this billboard look like it's advertising?
    I mean, What do I think it looks like it's advertising?

    Bestiality!

    I mean look: there's the woman, there's the condom, there's the dog. It's simple arithmetic.

    There's no time as you drive passed this thing (even at the legal speed limit) to read

    Avoid unwanted pregnancies by spaying and neutering your cats and dogs

    Even knowing that that is what it says, I can only hope that they mean spaying or neutering my cat(s) and/or dog(s) will prevent unwanted pregnancies in my cat(s) and/or dog(s), because, despite my lack of ovaries, uterus, or womb , how is spaying or neutering my cats and dogs going to keep me from getting pregnant? I mean, that's what the sign is implying with it's poor grammatical structure, isn't it? And can you really spay and neuter something? Doesn't spay indicate ovary removal, while neuter indicates testicle removal? So I can only spay and neuter my hermaphroditic cat(s) and/or dog(s), right?


    Typical PeTA.
     

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