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Bowel Trickery
30.7.03 - 20:23 |
| My Bowels: I am so full of gas. Me: yep, I know. It's painful. Let's go to the bathroom and remedy that. My Bowels: Thanks, I would hate to pop and fill your torso with toxins. That's how full of gas I am. Me: While I'm there I can empty my bladder as well. My Bowels: You should, he is so full of pee. But Not nearly as full as I am with gas. Me: Ah, we're here. Okay go ahead. My Bowels: Ha Ha, tricked you! I wasn't full of gas at all! I bet you wish that you'd been sitting down! |
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