holy shlamoley. Ok, so this guy, Johnny Misfortune, is so totally... I don't even have words to begin to describe this guy. Ok, let's start off with the big stuff. The first picture on his page is, I shit you not, Hunter S. Thompson... okay it's actually Johnny Depp as Mr. Thompson but blah blah I can't be bothered with details. Okay, he has a monkey named Mr. Shitters. A fucking monkey! Monkeys=Quality! Okay, thirdly somehow he found my site and I'm not sure how... but it's linked there. Okay fourthly, his site is The Site for current news on "People dressing like Hunter S. Thompson for Halloween 'fear and loathing' shenanigans" Okay, fisting is not as popular with the ladies as you might think. Okay, Sixthly it's 2:00 in the morning and I need to go to bed. Okay, eighthly, seriously check him out as well. You'll crap your antique pantaloons! Okay, I forgot seventhly but trust me, it's just as mind-quiveringly awesome.