Why is it that the moment you start talking with a girl that people may deem attractive, you're immediately accused of flirting. Is it because I'm slightly less than "sort of attractive"? What? Do good-looking people not become friends with "slightly less than 'sort of attractive'" people? Hell people, I'm only talking. If I didn't talk to the people I work with, it would be a fucking long day... Going out of your way just for some small talk, that's flirting. I know flirting. Now nobody has actually accused me of flirting (denying something that nobody has accused is usually a tell-tale sign that the hypothetical accusation is true), but I am getting these quit-flirting-because-not-only-are-you-doing-it-poorly-but-you-are-also-slightly-less-than-sort-of-attractive looks from other people that I work with. Oh, and on a totally unrelated note. Man, skirts are so sexy. Not the "I'm wearing this because of my religious convictions" skirts. But every other skirt is. Knee-length is the best. They hide and reveal and hide and reveal over and over... so very very hot. Couple that with a little bit of a peek at erogenous tummy, and I'm a happy guy.