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The Ballad of the Sneak
17.7.03 - 15:05 |
The Ballad of The SneakI know a lively fellow, who is really quite unique. He’s small and smart and yellow, with a rodent-like physique. He doesn’t play the cello and he never deigns to speak. He’s the Strong Bad’s Leporello, and they just call him The Sneak! If you’ve got a caper then you know who to call... It’s The Sneak! It’s The Sneak! Who’s that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall? Voh voh vodey oh doh! It’s the Sneak! That charming little whatsit who’s the Strong Man’s greatest pal… It’s The Sneak! It’s The Sneak! Who did the hully-gully on the Panama Canal? Doo wacka doo wacka doo It’s The Sneak! Who’s the jaunty jackanapes with moxie and pizzazz? It’s The Sneak! (Yes Sir!) It’s The Sneak! Who’s been drinking bootleg hooch and listening to the Jazz? Voh voh vodey oh doh! It’s The Sneak! Who captures all the clever girls’ affections? Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections? He’s dastardly. He loves catastrophe. His schemes are masterly. Takes tea at half past three. That sneaky sneak is sneakin’ all over town! Who dropped The Homestar Runner from his flying machine? (Humdinger!) It’s The Sneak! (28 Skidoo!) It’s The Sneak! Who put a Bengal Tiger in the Kaiser’s latrine? (Ach du liebe!) It’s The Sneak! (What’s the rat?) You know it’s The Sneak! (Take it home!) The sneakity Sneak all day long! What? |
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