Yay! More of my "Sampled Christmas" (due out soon, Check your local stores) I'd like to thank Flash for unintentionally inspiring this one, I was psyched to put it together. Okay, you know the drill... click the link, wait 22 seconds for this one, and impress and bewilder friends and family with your vocal prowess. Pretend it's American Idol. Santa Claus Santa Claus, you're loadin' up the sleigh now Fillin' it with presents, hope you got that snow plowed. You're ready for the take off, I know you've prepped your reindeer I'd hate for you to break down, While visiting please fly clear. And I hope that you remember, 'bout the things I asked for nice I'm asking you, now, twice, dear old Santa Claus. Santa Claus, enjoy the milk and triscuits I know you're in a hurry, but choking is a hindrance I would have left you cookies but I dropped them on the floor, I-I-I'm sorry Santa Claus Santa Claus (Santa Claus), I hope you got my letter (Santa Claus) I'm pretty sure I mailed it (Santa Claus), and please don't bring me sweaters (Santa Claus) And I hope that you remember, 'bout the things I asked for twice I'm asking you, now, thrice, dear old Santa Claus Huh-uh, Huh-uh-uh, Santa Claus, there's no time to chat, so can it There's 6 more kids on my block, few more billion on the planet I didn't mean to rush you, I'm sorry that I lack grace But I know you're awful busy, I'm just lookin' out for your sake And I hope that you remember, 'bout the things I asked for thrice I've asked too many times, dear old Santa Claus. Santa Claus, my stocking, don't neglect it! Don't fill it up with coal lumps. You prob'ly can't detect it. 'Cause I'm scared I'm on the "Bad" List So I didn't hang it up, I-I-I'm sorry Santa Claus Santa Claus (Santa Claus), I hope you got my letter (Santa Claus) I'm pretty sure I mailed it (Santa Claus), and please don't bring me sweaters (Santa Claus) And I hope that you remember, 'bout the things I've hawed and hemmed I'm asking you again, dear old Santa Claus (Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus) (Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus)... [Fade Out]