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Okay, so if anyone ever happens to be driving down I-35E from Dallas, around mile marker 386 there is this giant caterpillar building on the Northbound side of the highway. It's pretty cool, but really this is not about the caterpillar building, it's about what's on the Southbound side of the highway.
There's this McDonald's over there. Now this McDonald's is not as cool as the highway spanning World's Largest McDonald's on I-44 outside of Vinita, OK (of course this place isn't very cool on the inside, it's just a plain old McDonald's. Only the outside is cool, because it SPANS A HIGHWAY!!... which isn't impressive at all if you've ever been to Chicago, where highway-spanning fast-food restaurants are a common repetitive occurence.) And it wasn't as cool as the Orlando Eyesore that is the World's Largest McDonald's Playplace (which is themed... of course... just like everything else in Orlando, and is also very loud and a bit unclean as well.) And it definitely was not as cool as the World's Busiest McDonald's, which really doesn't seem as cool as much as depressing..
In fact this McDonald's wasn't cool at all, it was actually a bit intrusive, and bothered me. As I drove by, what it looks like is a McHotel. Have you ever wanted to sleep at McDonald's? Now you can!! It's like its own little commune over there, there's a hotel, gas station, and McDonald's all-in-one. The gas station/restaurant I can deal with, but The Ronald Suite, I can not. If you ever happen to drive by this place, pull in and spit on it for me. Thanks.
Footnote: This would have to be the most depressing Trip Planner I have ever seen. Don't you just hate trying to find new things to eat in places you've never visited before? Well now you don't have to!! Footnote 2: oh yeah, yesterday was Thanksgiving's Day... um, Happy Thanksgiving's!!! I didn't post yesterday, because I was deep in the heart of texas, where the only form of communication happens to be Tin Cans on Piano Wire... no computers... well that's a lie, but I was busy with family stuff, and didn't feel like saying, "I'll be back in a while, gotta go get online." Rather rude, I would think. |
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