Hey Monkeyteers, it's been a while hasn't it? It's like my ankle gets all healed up and so I stop posting because I'm ambulatory again, and no longer sitting at my computer all day waiting for a tendon to heal. Yeah, that's pretty much the case. So get ready for a torrent of posting updates. I haven't not been updating, I just haven't been publishing said updates... for really no reason other than the fact that I haven't felt like it. Blaziness. So for the next few days or whatever be sure and check out the "older" posts that will be lower down the page. Of course it's all new to you, so why even bother. Eh. So today, we'll get this obligatory apology, and some Erectile Dysfunction Humor... maybe we'll even get to that part about what's wrong with my twisted brain. Enjoy.