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    Michel D   1% Ejaculate

    24.6.04 -  17:09

     
    So I saw this commercial earlier today... not sure what brand it was for, but it was touting some fruit and flakes cereal... because, lord knows, we don't have have nearly enough cereals out there combining the fruitiness of fruit with the flakiness of flakes.

    So there's a shot of the cereal and then a shot of the milk carton... then the cereal in a bowl then the milk carton... then a close-up of the box extolling the fruitiness contained within the cereal and then a close-up on the carton, and a single drop of milk runs down the front of the opening.

    The hell?

    The sound was off, so I have no idea what the voice over was, but what I saw was a box of cereal extolling fruity goodness, and then a carton of milk with a single drop of precum rolling from it's opening... that's what milk looks like up close, and in single drop form.

    To me, I got the distinct impression that the commercial was subliminally trying to tell me that this cereal is so fucking good that I'll blow a load in my pants when I eat it.

    Has anyone else seen this commercial? Can anyone else attest to it?

    I'm sure the commercial is much different with sound... in fact, I might not have even noticed this event if I had been listening to a narrator. Perhaps the narrator said, "So good, even your milk is drooling." Then nobody would have noticed... or at least, nobody with the sound up.

    Strangeness...
     

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