Nature's Tears EyeMist, have you heard of this? It's this bottle of techno-slang Tissue-Culture grade (whatever the fuck that is) Water that you mist (read: Spray) into your eyes. You hold this little canister and spray it in your eyes. What the fuck? This goes against every warning I ever received growing up about spray bottles and eyes. NEVER EVER SPRAY ANYTHING IN YOUR EYES! And the commercial... oh boy, man these people look so happy to be spraying some mystery liquid into their eyes. To me, this looks more dangerous than TV shows filled with killing and blah blah... Some young impressionable kid sees this and thinks it's okay to spray anything in their eyes. But if they do, they probably deserved it... as I'm an equal-opportunity misanthropist. Oh and back to that Tissue-Culture Grade Water that they're touting. They claim that Tissue-Culture Grade Water must have a pH between 5.7 and 7.0... now, it's been a while since I had chemistry, but I would think that there should be a tighter range on that. Or, Or!, perhaps no range at all... perhaps it should be exatly 7.0... you know, NEUTRAL! And for fuck's sake, it definitely shouldn't be in the Acidic range of pH, regardless of how low the acidity is... This pH scale tells me that 5.7 water is close to the acidity of black coffee... Ain't nothin' better than sprayin' coffee in your eyes... Oh, and if you want to be completely freaked out, then you should watch this introductory movie which does an odd job of tying the creation of the earth to the product... Strange. Oh, and in other news, today at the gym on TNT they were playing Deep Blue Sea which doesn't invoke the same motivation as Cujo did, because there aren't any televisions in the natatorium.