the monkey manifesto: adventure

Caveat: This post contains things you might not want to know about me

Is it petty to say that I wouldn't want to date a Bi girl? I mean, I have a hard enough time attracting the ladies, I don't need a date that's checking out other guys as well as other girls.

Sexuality is a gray area. I don't believe that anyone truly lies at an extreme edge, although they may get very close. In fact, though I claim hetero, I know that, sexually, I lie in that gray area, but I'm not bi. I see that as 50/50 exactly in the middle.

I'm sure that I speak for the minority of hetero guys when I say that I don't want a girl that's as equally attracted to women as she is to me. It's already easy enough for attention to stray or interest to waiver, I don't need to double the probablity of that happening. But that's pessimistic. However, I'm sure that all the other guys are like, "Dude, Threesomes, 'nuff said." But threesomes can happen whether or not the participants are bi. Threesomes can happen between very good friends. Threesomes can be an intimate bonding experience. They can strengthen a friendship. This I know.

I guess, when it comes to a relationship, I'm selfish. And I want their attention to be as devoted to me as mine is to them.

Speaking of dating, I was talking to my mom this morning, and I was expressing my need for a date, any date. She suggested that, perhaps, I start going to church. First off, umm... organized religion? No thanks. Secondly, church girls aren't looking to date. Church girls are looking to marry. This too I know. I'm not interested in marriage right now, only dating. Le sigh.

Oh, and by the by (the bi) Does this photo make me look like David Cross? Or is it just my perception?
Mr. Show?