Hey Monkeyteers, I promised you that there would be a grand cornucopia of updates and now I'm here to share them with you... because I love you and I want to spill my seed and have your collective babies. First we have Effed Up!, where you will revel in the tellings of a delightful tale regarding the acquisition of Malted Beverages. Full of helpful tips and the knowledge of the ages. And for all the Soccer Hooligans out there, we have the new Kraftwerk Rabbit Tank. And on top of that, it comes discounted at only 16 damn dollars until September 1st. Delight in the tasteful misadventures of our Kraftwerk Rabbit in media res, as he attempts to enjoy a warm draught of bitters at his local pub much to the chagrin of a visiting troupe of Soccer Hooligans. That's not all that's new over at the Monk E Mart! In fact, for the ladies, we have the new Red Wings Thong. Ladies do you enjoy when that special someone in your life enjoys your menarche as much as you do? If your menstrual cycle is met with cheers, napkins, and bibs, then isn't it time that you celebrated with panties that celebrate you! And *drumroll* a Brand New piece of hand-penned fiction for your perusal can be found over at Coffee and Cancer. A frothy fable about a feisty infant and the felicitous fellow he has picked out of the crowd to study. Enjoy enjoy enjoy!