So what's new today? Well, today I'm your donkey whore so you should go over and check out the new strip at Effed Up!. You may have to wait a while to see it, because for some reason I'm getting "cannot be displayed" message, although it has loaded on other computers here in the Forge. It's hit or miss, like Las Vegas gambling, Venereal Disease, or the "Pull Out" method of birth control. Enjoy Monkeyteers! Oh, and apparently right now the Cheap Date Spaghetti Tank is on sale. Holy Shlamoley! It's only 16 damn dollars! Awesome! I know some hotties who may want to check it out.