Perhaps it was some sort of mania. Or a need for change. A cutting go ond a latching on. I don't know, and I'm not big on trying to sound profound. Last Wednesday I was bored at work during the closing shift. I felt that I needed a change. I took my God Keys and went down to the costume shop, procured the hair trimmer and shaved my head down to a Number 1. but apparently that wasn't good enough, because last night after getting home from Pirates of the Caribbean (a deliciously fun piratical romp, despite the 100 year span of costumes), I got out the beard and moustache trimmer, removed the plastic guard, and proceeded to remove all of the hair from my head. I think it's great. It will most likely keep me single, but that has come to be accepted. So what else is new? Hmmm... well there's a public service announcement over at Effed Up! There are also some hip new duds over at the Monk E Mart. Hey ladies, you don't have to be a slut to wear the new Cheap Date Spaghetti Tank. All you have to be is a young woman concerned with frugality. Let that special guy at the bar know that you're not a high maintenance evening. A side salad, a glass of water, and a cocktail and you're good to go. And hey, for that Trucker in your life, or that person who loves the adventurous roadtrip, there's a new Big Rigger Lid which aptly conveys the first rule of trucking: There ain't no "free ride". That's all for now. We'll see how productive I can remain when school starts on Thursday.