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    Michel D   A true phone conversation...

    11.8.03 -  13:37

     
    Me: "Meadow's Facilities Office, How may I help you?"
    Woman on Phone: (nearly hysterical) "Where's Mickey!?"
    Me: "I'm sorry?"
    Woman on Phone: "Where's Mickey!?"
    Me: "Mickey? There's not a mi"
    Woman on Phone: "Mickey Mouse!"
    Me: "Oh, Scot?"
    Woman on Phone: "No, not Scot! Mickey! Where's Mickey Mouse!"
    Me: "I'm sorry, but I honestly have no idea what you are talking about."
    Woman on Phone: "The 'Claes Oldenburg'!"
    Me: "Beg pardon?"
    Woman on Phone: "The 'Claes Oldenburg' is gone! Mickey's gone!"
    Me: "Oh, the statue in front of the building!"
    Woman on Phone: "Yes! It's gone!"
    Me: "No it's not! Are you kidding?"
    Woman on Phone: "Is Jay there? Does he know it's gone?"
    Me: "Really? It's gone? How does something that big just disappear?"
    Woman on Phone: "Tell him that we've got to find Mickey!"
    Me: "You would think that I would've noticed that it was gone... yeah, I'll find Jay. Oh, who is this?"
    Woman on Phone: "This is Lisa. Hurry we've got get Mickey back before it's too late!"
     

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