Two days into school and I'm already pulling all-nighters. I was afraid that I would miss the bus at 8:39 this morning so I couldn't fall asleep. But I also couldn't fall asleep because I'd had a Mountain Dew Slurpee. Those fuckers have caffeine in them. And apparently everyone except me knew this. Pretty much, the general consensus has been, "Wow, you're dumb for not knowing that." (I'm paraphrasing) But I was only expecting the flavor. I mean, those Vomit-Flavored Jellybeans don't actually contain vomit. So one could postulate that the Slurpee version of a caffeinated soda would not contain caffeine. It's not soda, it's machine splooge. Needless to say, I was wired and couldn't sleep. You can even trace my actions through the night by comparing Post Timestamps and Comment Timestamps. Some would argue that I didn't sleep because I was on the computer. I would retort that I was on the computer because I couldn't sleep. I got an hour of sleep, but what I really got was an hour of lying in bed with my eyes clamped shut, forcing myself not to look at the clock. At 5:30 I got up and said Fuck This Noise. And I'm still up... I feel like I got Lorie's Mono and didn't even get the pleasure of getting Lorie's mono.