Normally I'm not one to post IM conversations but since I'm going to see Whitesnake tonight I thought I'd include all the important parts of my preparation. My friend's name has been changed to protect him from IM spammings. Grammar has been fixed so that we don't sound stupid. kruxy: What in the hell does one wear to Whitesnake? The Dude: Black T-shirt and jean shorts. The Dude: Possibly a do rag. kruxy: I have the do rag. kruxy: Tight black t-shirt? or loose? The Dude: The do rag is not essential. The blue jean shorts and the black t-shirt are the key. The Dude: Loose also, not tucked in. kruxy: I have no jean shorts. The Dude: Wear blue jeans then, the rattier the better. kruxy: Not a flannel shirt with the sleeves ripped off? The Dude: This is Whitesnake not The Kentucky Headhunters. kruxy: I don't know this shit man. The Dude: Take your lighter too. kruxy: Okay. The Dude: Power ballads you know. kruxy: Cheap plastic or zippo? The Dude: Either, zippo might get you laid. kruxy: I'm not sure that I want someone from a Whitesnake concert to sleep with me. The Dude: She probably would be freaky. kruxy: I'm allergic to penicillin. kruxy: Ergo, nothing to stop the Syph. kruxy: But she may be freaky. The Dude: Cold sores are only herpes simplex one. kruxy: I don't want cold sores either. kruxy: Dude, if I'm wearing shorts, what shoes and socks do I wear? The Dude: White sox and tennis shoes. The Dude: If blue jeans then boots, preferably of the shit kicking variety. kruxy: Where are you getting these resources? kruxy: I think you're making this up. The Dude: Dude, I was still wearing 80's fashion when everybody else was grunged out in the 90's. The Dude: I wore blue jeans and black t-shirts every day in high school and the first couple years of college. The Dude: Junior high too. The Dude: I can't believe you don't trust me as a source.