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Mister E.D.
21.5.04 - 14:38 |
| Have you heard this commercial from the Boston Medical Group? It's a message from our sex drive. Pretty much our sex drive is bitching because we can't get it up anymore... or some shit like that. In the commercial, the announcer says, "If you're having difficulty achieving and maintaining sexual performance..." What the fuck is "sexual performance"? Why are they being so mysterious about it? Later on they talk about "E.D., or Erectile Dysfunction"... so they can say "Erectile", but not "erection"? I don't get it. Why don't they just come out and say, "If you're having trouble achieving and maintaining an erection..." Why are they tip-toeing around the subject like a fucking pansy? Who are you going to insult? The guy who can't get it up? Well that's your target demographic, and if he's insulted he's the only one who suffers. "They insulted my flaccid penis and sexual dysfunction... Well I'm sure as hell not calling them!" |
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