So, over Christmas Break, I was talking with my sister about an idea I had for a Television makeover show. This wouldn't be your typical television makeover show. It would be an ambush makeover show. The show would find someone on the street and force them to get a makeover. She told me that this already existed. I told her that mine would be different. Instead of a host who would find someone on the street or whatever and take them to the style agents, the style agents, as a group (much like Queer Eye) would pick out someone. Imagine being ambushed by five or six people telling you how crappy you look. Okay, but here's the kicker to my show. It wouldn't be about going out and grabbing someone with terrible fashion taste. It would be about going out and grabbing someone who looked like they were trying for really hip style. Someone who was trying really hard to be "with it". This would make for a great makeover show, because these people would immediately be on the offensive, because they "think" they look good because they are wearing the newest fashions. It's not one of those shows where you can convince the person that they have bad fashion taste, because, as far as they're concerned they don't. They have totally hip and with it fashion taste. These are the people that have too much money and no taste. These are the people who think they're still teenagers. These are the people who don't dress age or size appropriate. These are the people who might as well show you their poon because their pants fit around their hips just above the intersection of their outer labia. These are the people that think a Velour Warm Up suit is a good idea. These are the people that are oblivious to the shape of their body. These are the middle aged women that shop at Hot Topic. These are the 35-year-old Frat Boys. These are the people that want to be their kid's friend first and parent fifth or sixth. My show would totally rock, because you know these people. If you ever see a show like this, they stole the idea from me.