Holy Shit! I need to get one of these! Ahhh, the T.A.C. Kit. It will surely save us from general and non-specific harm. Just think, if only all of those poor souls in the W.T.C. had had this indestructable plastic lunch box, this synthetic Cornucopia of Nonperishables, filled to the brim with soups, tuna, water, duct tape, scissors, buffered analgesic, batteries, band-aids, a radio, and, perhaps most importantly, 3 mm Plastic Sheeting... why I'm sure that all of them would still be alive today... because, as we all know, nothing stops a Boeing 767 or 757 better than 3 mm of plastic sheeting... If you wish to read the full article, it's here. I think my favorite part is the completely unnecessary picture of bin Laden... almost as if he endorses the T.A.C. Kit. The New T.A.C. Kit! It's bin Laden tested, Ashcroft approved!