Are you a girl (or do you know one)? That A.) Lives in Dallas? B.) Is single? C.) Would like an evening of dinner, event, and sparkling conversation? If you are interested or know someone who might be interested, then let me know. I would take you (or your friend) out and engage you (or them) in witty sparkling conversation... All that would be required is to accompany me, and reciprocate the sparkling conversation. (Black Friday is approaching, just in case that makes any difference...) ... Yes I have turned The Monkey Manifesto into my own personal Personals Service... and you can mock all you want, but I know, deep down, that you wish you had thought of it first...