In the search for Tantalizing Sites of Recentness I often find myself typing in groups of words or phrases that seem outlandish, or comical, or just plain eerie. I think the most surprising part of all of this is when I type in some phrase that I've pulled out of my head, and no matches come up. The pessimist in me says that surely I'm not the first person to ever string these words together in English, and commit them to an electronic nature... considering the amount of crap out there. But I guess I must be. So my new mission is to write these words down here, thus whenever somebody else inevitably types in the same phrase, it will lead them here as it will be the only match. Someone who has typed in the same phrase will surely read this page, and in turn I will get more devout readers/followers and, consequently, more Monkeyteers. Honestly this is just a self-serving megalomaniacal move. Long live my Super-Ego! "Urine-stained love" "Exodus into Pain" "Tend your onions" "River Phoenix for President" "I bleed acrylic" "Drainpipe follies" "Ocular socket dryhump" "Dachau snow globe" "You make my soul cry" "That's what all the cool kids say, anyway" "Enjoy the fruits of my indiscretion" "A papercut right across the eyes" "Lemon juice and Roses" "Crisco jacuzzi" "Adult bookstore arsonist" If you wish to test any of these, the only rule is that they must be kept in quotation marks. If I am wrong about any of these phrases, I'll promptly admit my mistake. Footnote 1: I would like to point out that "long live my super-ego" is also a matchless phrase. Footnote 2: It will be approximately three days before Google archives these into a searchable nature. I just checked, and I can't "find" anything before A Knack: Chronistic. Footnote 3: I only linked to "A Knack: Chronistic" so that I could show off how cool I was with my bookmarked links. Bask in my Radiant Radiance! Footnote 4: "Bask in my Radiant Radiance!" is also a matchless phrase.