Some minor events in review. Soap Lake, WA must be feeling inadequate in the scope of global landmarks, so they are remedying the situation. Soap Lake is in the process of developing an enormous Lava Lamp that will rival other eyesores such as The Space Needle, The Eiffel Tower, and The World's Largest McDonald's. The 70's Preservation Society must be ecstatic. Hey, did you purchase any CDs at all between 1995 and 2000? If so you may be entitled to money. In 2000, a class-action law suit was filed against the recording industry for price fixing. In short, if retailers advertised CDs at prices below the record labels' preferred price, the labels would bail on their agreement to share ad costs. If you purchased a CD between 1995 and 2000, you may be elgible to take part in the suit and receive up to $20. Now $20 may not seem like a lot to most of you, but as a Grad Student, that's a week of food for me. If you are interested, sign this petition before March 3rd, 2003. A month ago, at the San Francisco Zoo, 6 Magellanic Penguins were introduced into the habitat occupied by 46 other penguins. Since that introduction, all 52 penguins have been migrating in laps around the pool. They swim all day in these huge migratory laps. Experts have no idea why... although they have some hypothesi. Do you like mallards? Do you enjoy marching to John Pillip Sousa? Do you like wearing gold-trimmed red jackets? Can you wrangle ducks down an elevator from a glass rooftop penthouse suite and down a red carpet to a fountain? If I've just described your dream job, then perhaps you are a perfect candidate for the coveted position as Duck Master at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis, TN. Contact them here for an application for this illustrious career. ... and some empty casings were found... so America is about to be foolhardy. It seems to make no difference to those in charge that the warheads were empty, the fact remains that the warheads could hold chemical agents. This is like returning a box of blank VHS tapes to Wal-Mart, and yelling at the management because the tapes were blank. Therefore, in theory, they could be used to record a television program, and justly must be considered already filled with television programs. I demand a new box of tapes that cannot record television programs thus ensuring that they are blank. Ah yes, the wonders of a Philsophical Government.